[Phoenix is grim when he speaks over the comm.]

In case no one else is aware of this yet, there is another danger present on the ship. Should you encounter anyone with what looks to be a jewel embedded into them, avoid them. If their experience is anything like mine, they will not be in their right minds and will more than likely attack ( Read more... )

Ratchet,

We've not had the pleasure of exchanging communication before, but we have a mutual acquaintance who has requested my assistance in replacing some information you lost. Do feel free to ask any questions if something is not clear in the attached documents.

Kindest regards,
Phoenix

[Congratulations, Ratchet. Your inbox is now full of porn ( Read more... )

The comm is on and transmitting for an hour or two before anything is said. If anyone tried to contact Phoenix during this time, they wouldn't receive any response from him. Silence, silence, then a baffled and oddly muffled voice.]

What in the name of Mar...?

[Squish. Splorch.

Another moment of silence. Then...

Amusement. Because that can't be ( Read more... )

[Phoenix clears his throat, then addresses the comm politely.]

My name is Phoenix, and I would like to speak to the one known as Leonardo in regards to a matter that is best discussed in person. Are you amenable to meeting with me at some point in time this day?

[Phoenix is in a rather good mood.]

Dread Pirate Michelangelo, this is Captain Phoenix. Come in, please. Over.